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I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

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What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

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When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.

Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn. (via maddishly)

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sassswag:

American Horror Story: Coven

sassswag:

American Horror Story: Coven

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“The best smell in the world is that man that you love.”

Jennifer Aniston

Everything you love is here

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😻😻😻😻

😻😻😻😻

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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damnafricawhathappened:

I’ve got 15 credit cards and horrible spending habits

starlightnymph:

walk barefoot and feel

the pulse of the universe

welcoming you home 

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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